My Name is Dana and I'm a Bad Mother.I'd like to start this meeting by making a few confessions.
1.) Worker #1 Loves to fish. (love is not a strong enough word, this kid would eat sleep and breathe fishing) For his 14th Birthday I told him we would plan a fishing trip to a catfish farm to go catch some really good catfish. I still have not taken him He turned 15 this past June. (but the really bad part is that Man-Of-My-Dreams & I have gone several times in the past month while the kids were in school)
2.) Worker #3 told me this morning that he was staying after school today to listen to some audio tapes, I forgot to go get him. (don't worry, I remembered the poor thing when he failed to get off of the bus, 20 min late!)
3.) After failing to finish worker #3's quilt in time for his birthday, then sewing it very wrong... I have yet to rip it apart and finish it.
4. The Little-Foreman-in-Pink wanted yet another piece of pumpkin pie today (this would be her third today!) I told her it was all gone.... an hour later.. I ate the last piece. (My BMAness is making me fatter by the day!! But...this was my first and only piece!)
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I also lied about pie to my child. It was just so delicious and he'd already ate half of it in a few days. It was white chocolate cheesecake. Too delicious to give up. Ha ha.
You do what you gotta do to get a piece of pie...or the last Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper in my household. LOL!!!
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