OK… only one on this list today.But it’s a bad one.I am going straight to hell.Sorry, but I can’t think of another way to say it.I am a very very bad mother.
Worker #3 came to me this morning with a question.Worker number three LOVES to try to stump you or make you uncomfortable with his questions…This little snot is too smart for his own good.. but luckily for me, he is also kinda gullible.
“Mom” He said…“Why should people not have sex before they are married?”
We have had this talk before because I do have 2 teenage boys in the house and one of worker #3’s classmates is pregnant this year (12 years old!!) …. I have explained our beliefs, What God says about it, the problems of teen parenthood, STD’s etc… I didn’t have the strength to go into it all again this morning….
So what did I say??
"No one should have sex before they are married because if you have sex before you are married you get “stuck” just like the dogs do. How would you explain that to your mother?!?!?" "Now go get your shoes on before you miss the bus!"
For the first time in his life Worker #3 walked away speechless
**sigh**
I suck
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6 comments:
I can't stop laughing!!
ROFL. That was a good reply!
Hope it's Ok--I'm stealing that reply from you! Awesome quick thinking on your part. We had a yellow lab venture up the back roads to "visit" a poodle. By the time my husband made it to the neighbors to head him off, he was in the yard "stuck" on the female. Not a fun time. Thanks for the idea--We have 2 teenage boys!
LOVE IT!!
HAHAHAHA! You're a quick thinker!
If that was one of your "sucky" moments, I'd love to see you at your absolute best! That is an awesome response!
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