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Friday, February 1, 2008
Another Shining BMA moment.
OK… only one on this list today.But it’s a bad one.I am going straight to hell.Sorry, but I can’t think of another way to say it.I am a very very bad mother.
Worker #3 came to me this morning with a question.Worker number three LOVES to try to stump you or make you uncomfortable with his questions…This little snot is too smart for his own good.. but luckily for me, he is also kinda gullible.
“Mom” He said…“Why should people not have sex before they are married?”
We have had this talk before because I do have 2 teenage boys in the house and one of worker #3’s classmates is pregnant this year (12 years old!!) …. I have explained our beliefs, What God says about it, the problems of teen parenthood, STD’s etc… I didn’t have the strength to go into it all again this morning….
So what did I say??
"No one should have sex before they are married because if you have sex before you are married you get “stuck” just like the dogs do. How would you explain that to your mother?!?!?" "Now go get your shoes on before you miss the bus!"
For the first time in his life Worker #3 walked away speechless
**sigh**
I suck
Worker #3 came to me this morning with a question.Worker number three LOVES to try to stump you or make you uncomfortable with his questions…This little snot is too smart for his own good.. but luckily for me, he is also kinda gullible.
“Mom” He said…“Why should people not have sex before they are married?”
We have had this talk before because I do have 2 teenage boys in the house and one of worker #3’s classmates is pregnant this year (12 years old!!) …. I have explained our beliefs, What God says about it, the problems of teen parenthood, STD’s etc… I didn’t have the strength to go into it all again this morning….
So what did I say??
"No one should have sex before they are married because if you have sex before you are married you get “stuck” just like the dogs do. How would you explain that to your mother?!?!?" "Now go get your shoes on before you miss the bus!"
For the first time in his life Worker #3 walked away speechless
**sigh**
I suck
Monthly BMA (Bad-Mothers-Anonymous) Meeting.
My Name is Dana and I'm a Bad Mother.I'd like to start this meeting by making a few confessions.
1.) Worker #1 Loves to fish. (love is not a strong enough word, this kid would eat sleep and breathe fishing) For his 14th Birthday I told him we would plan a fishing trip to a catfish farm to go catch some really good catfish. I still have not taken him He turned 15 this past June. (but the really bad part is that Man-Of-My-Dreams & I have gone several times in the past month while the kids were in school)
2.) Worker #3 told me this morning that he was staying after school today to listen to some audio tapes, I forgot to go get him. (don't worry, I remembered the poor thing when he failed to get off of the bus, 20 min late!)
3.) After failing to finish worker #3's quilt in time for his birthday, then sewing it very wrong... I have yet to rip it apart and finish it.
4. The Little-Foreman-in-Pink wanted yet another piece of pumpkin pie today (this would be her third today!) I told her it was all gone.... an hour later.. I ate the last piece. (My BMAness is making me fatter by the day!! But...this was my first and only piece!)
1.) Worker #1 Loves to fish. (love is not a strong enough word, this kid would eat sleep and breathe fishing) For his 14th Birthday I told him we would plan a fishing trip to a catfish farm to go catch some really good catfish. I still have not taken him He turned 15 this past June. (but the really bad part is that Man-Of-My-Dreams & I have gone several times in the past month while the kids were in school)
2.) Worker #3 told me this morning that he was staying after school today to listen to some audio tapes, I forgot to go get him. (don't worry, I remembered the poor thing when he failed to get off of the bus, 20 min late!)
3.) After failing to finish worker #3's quilt in time for his birthday, then sewing it very wrong... I have yet to rip it apart and finish it.
4. The Little-Foreman-in-Pink wanted yet another piece of pumpkin pie today (this would be her third today!) I told her it was all gone.... an hour later.. I ate the last piece. (My BMAness is making me fatter by the day!! But...this was my first and only piece!)
BMA = Bad Mothers Anonymous
I searched and searched, High & Low.. But I couldn't find a website for BMA. So I am starting one here....... I'll start.... Feel free to join BMA in the comment section at the end of this post.
1. My Name is Dana..... And I'm a Bad mother. (1. Introduce yourself, you can use an alias if its too bad!)
2. I promised my son (aka worker #3) that I would finish his quilt for his 12th birthday. It didn't get finished. I'll have it done today... (one day too late!!) (2. confess your Bad-Motherness)
3. My Son (worker #4) lost a tooth yesterday... a BIG tooth... a MOLAR... He was all excited for the tooth fairy to leave him a surprise under his pillow in return for his Big Boy Tooth.... She fell asleep and forgot!!! He was crushed. (3. keep confessing... don't worry.. it's good for the soul!)
4. My daughter (aka the little foreman in pink) wants pancakes for breakfast this morning.... I decided I'm too busy cleaning the kitchen from last-nights birthday party to make pancakes... So she got plain old toast cut up w/ syrup They are NOW called "Mommy's Special Pancakes"! (4. confess it ALL no matter HOW bad it is....!)
5. For his birthday yesterday one of the things worker #3 wanted for dinner was a salad from the Olive Garden. The Olive Garden sent 5 Andee's chocolate mints with the salad..... I ate them ALL! (I'm a BMA and getting Fatter because of it!!) (wow! I suck!)
1. My Name is Dana..... And I'm a Bad mother. (1. Introduce yourself, you can use an alias if its too bad!)
2. I promised my son (aka worker #3) that I would finish his quilt for his 12th birthday. It didn't get finished. I'll have it done today... (one day too late!!) (2. confess your Bad-Motherness)
3. My Son (worker #4) lost a tooth yesterday... a BIG tooth... a MOLAR... He was all excited for the tooth fairy to leave him a surprise under his pillow in return for his Big Boy Tooth.... She fell asleep and forgot!!! He was crushed. (3. keep confessing... don't worry.. it's good for the soul!)
4. My daughter (aka the little foreman in pink) wants pancakes for breakfast this morning.... I decided I'm too busy cleaning the kitchen from last-nights birthday party to make pancakes... So she got plain old toast cut up w/ syrup They are NOW called "Mommy's Special Pancakes"! (4. confess it ALL no matter HOW bad it is....!)
5. For his birthday yesterday one of the things worker #3 wanted for dinner was a salad from the Olive Garden. The Olive Garden sent 5 Andee's chocolate mints with the salad..... I ate them ALL! (I'm a BMA and getting Fatter because of it!!) (wow! I suck!)
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Testing 123
Ok... now the BMA's have their own blog!!!
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If you would like to join the BMAs simply go to our home page and submit your stories!
Come'on.... you know you want to! ;)
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Monday, January 1, 2007
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